Archive for the 'Online Humor' Category

80s Costume Ideas

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

The 1980’s is now far enough in the past that we can start feeling nostalgic about it. In fact, now I know how my parents felt about the 1950’s when I was growing up. And nothing fuels nostalgia quite as well as Halloween costumes and themed parties. A new website, 80sCostume.net, offers several pages of […]

IT’S FUNKY FEBRUARY!

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Copyright “The Quipping Queen” 2005.
IT’S FUNKY FEBRUARY OF COURSE!(Calendar of Odd Events for - FEBRUARY 2005)
**Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl Craboon –
Why is everyone so happy?
Because it’s festive, flirtatious and frolicking February of course — ahem …the shortest month of the year. So find yourself some frisky fortune cookies […]

UFO: The BFRO Bigfoot Sighting-Bigfoot’s Reaction

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

It’s springtime in Idaho, the water is rushing down from melting snow scaring the hell out of folks as it rushes down the streets of some Idaho mountain towns.
One daffodil has poked its head in my front yard.
There is a dead starling in the front yard too.
I’m afraid to touch it. I don’t know if […]

Bill Gates to Devote Life To Charity; Make Money And You Can, Too

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Bill Gates announced that he will transition out of his day-to-day role at Microsoft by July 2008 in order to spend more time working on the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, which focuses on global health and education.
His announcement reminded us of the plethora of graduation speeches that eager students imbibed across the land this […]

U.S. Ends Oil Dependency; Turns B.S. Into Fuel

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

While America is experiencing a gasoline shortage, the nation’s dependence on foreign oil is about to end.
A researcher at The Department of Energy, from which breakthrough ideas emanate on a regular basis, noticed that Americans, along with most people who ever lived, have a virtually unlimited and renewable supply of B. S. He wondered if […]

Move Congressional Buildings to Juarez Mexico, Drugs are Legal there!

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

To save taxpayers money let’s move the congressional buildings in Washington D.C. and all of Washington D.C. to Juarez Mexico. Why, well because in Mexico drugs will now be legal and we will not have to arrest the mayor of Washington D.C. on drug charges. The illegal use of prescription medication is also not […]

The Ongoing Adventures Of A Very Arrogant Bastard

Friday, February 13th, 2009

Since this is an opening article where I will try to sell myself, I think people will find me affordable and cheap. So don’t blame me when you get what you pay for!
The categories seem to be loaded with topics that I may take advantage of. Unlike real life you can’t be silent and blog […]

Lord Almighty, A Christian Site

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Lord Almighty, A Christian Site
By Punkerslut
Jesus is lord! Wheee!!!!
So there I was, just cruising the internet looking for a batch of pornography. I go to www.busty-amateurs.com, an old-time favorite site, and what do I see!? No content, no join, no free-tour (heh, what I used everytime), no news, just “Jesus Christ is Lord.” And below […]

Building Relationships With Humor

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

As a leader, when you are building social and business relationships, humor is a wonderful tool. In both situations, people want to associate with leaders who have a positive personality and a sense of humor. When you are skilled at using humor, it increases trust and likeability. It builds, and sometimes even rescues, relationships. It […]

Taking A Little Time Out For Time

Monday, January 5th, 2009

Today’s topic, ladies and gentleman, is: Time. We’re goingto talk about time today because I never seem to have enoughof it. And I figure that if I dedicate a whole column to the subject of time and stress some of it’s finer points, then perhaps Father Time will show his appreciation by granting me a […]